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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMENAND
BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is
a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR
OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A
PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is
REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY
FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST
IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAGYOU - She
becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY
EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE
HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER- She
is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER
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There was a
blind girl that
hated herself
because she
was blind. She
hated everyone
except her
loving
boyfriend. He
was always
there for her.
She told her
boyfriend, “If I
could see the
world, I’d
marry you”.
One day
someone
donated a pair
of eyes to her.
When the
bandages
came off, she
was able to see
everything,
including her
boyfriend. He
asked her,
“Now that you
can see the
world, will you
marry me?”
The girl looked
at her
boyfriend and
saw that he
was blind. The
sight of his
closed eyelids
shocked her.
She hadn’t
expected that.
The thought of
looking at him
for the rest of
her life led her
to refuse to
marry him. Her
boyfriend left
her in tears
and days later
wrote a note to
her saying;
“Take good
care of your
eyes, my dear,
for before they
were yours,
they were
mine.” This is
how the
human brain
often works
when our
status changes.
Only a very few
remember
what our life
was like
before, and
who was
always by their
side in the
most painful
situations.
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Welcome 2 my world
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