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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMENAND
BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is
a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR
OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A
PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is
REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY
FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST
IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
ENHANCED. 9. She does not NAGYOU - She
becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY
EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE
HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER- She
is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER
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